Gosh darn it and golly gee

Is it others and just not me

Who can’t figure out, donchano

How we’ve sunken to this new low?

We’re puttin' lipstick on those pigs

‘Caught them AIG'S livin’ in high digs

Hockey moms (yay!) are now in sinc

Yup yup, purty sight, doncha think?

Keepin’ those Russians away from us

Those foreign countries makin’ a fuss

I’m watchin’ them right from my front door

John and I will settle that score!

So keep on supportin' Palin/McCain

Coursin' the “Second Dude” is my ‘main’

Doggone it all, why can't they see

Just how much this campaign means to me?

It’s just not the fact that I'm so purty

Watchya expect?... with the dudes, I'm jest flurty

I can shoot, (wink), you betcha... and reign in the deer

'Gittin' rid of those wolves in my huntin’est gear.

"Joe Six Pack" (wink wink) is  exactly my man

If he can’t fix everything, well golly, who can?

He’s Middle America , sis-boom-bah

Sure beats that Joe Biden who gets in my craw!

Gotta remember to drill, baby...drill..drill...drill!

Now off to Ohio to visit some mill

Doggone it all, why don't some of them know

That it’s us great thinkers who will help them so?

Yup... Charlie and Katie...they sure set me up

But I'm takin' those punches....jest like a pup:

Rollin’ my brown eyes in such dismay

While those dern framer-uppers have their own way!

Our economy... well, it's goshdarnin' ahurtin’

But I sure can fix it, that’s a ’fer certain.

‘Got that Wasilla Main Street fresh gal mentality

Gonna wake up America with my super-brand reality

The 'other side' calls me "Sarah the Pain"

But on their parade, I’m sure gonna rain

I’ve seen other countries... across many lakes

Also been to that 'International' House of Pancakes!

Some dimwitted folks often say I know nothin’

But I’m headin’ to Warshington… some feathers need rufflin’

Got a daughter to marry and a family in tow

With a wink…maybe two... See you there, donchano!